I begged her not to, but Mere googled her chance of thyroid cancer recurrence today. After reading some not so great statistics, I told her not to worry because she could get hit by a bus tomorrow.
Other possible deaths for Mere include:
- Struck by lightning
- Tree falls on your apartment
- Eat a sunflower
- Die from frustration filling out a survey on quality of life post cancer
- Bunny bites her legs off
- Break your toe putting on pants, it turns into gangrene.