Marriage Vows… Team Thyroid Style
I take you to be my internet wedded wife. To skype and to tweet, from this day forward, for lolz, for derps, for drunken times, for sober times, in sickness and bad health, until connection problems do us part.
You have declared your consent before the Interwebz. May the Wireless in his goodness strengthen your consent and fill you both with his signal. That Interwebz has joined, lag must not divide. Save.