Why Photoshop Is Dangerous…

When I posted this on facebook, I said there were no words for this picture Gibz created for me.

I was wrong.

Oh, so wrong.

Apparently, Merearryn decided this was a challenge, and for the next hour the following happened:

Bug bite on arm? Must be cancer.

Hang over? Must be cancer.

Pimple on the face? Must be cancer.

PMS? Must be cancer.

Bruise from tripping into a table? Must be cancer.

Need glasses? Must be cancer.

Sneeze 5 times in a row? Must be cancer.

Can’t find the car keys? Must be cancer.

Dog sniffs your butt? Must be cancer.

Broke from a shopping spree? Must be cancer.

Too many shoes? Must be cancer.

Not enough clothes? Must be cancer.

Can’t wait for the NCIS season premiere? Must be cancer.

Pissed off with the last episode of Grey’s Anatomy? Must be cancer.

Can’t afford the new macbook pro? Must be cancer.

iTunes stuck on break up songs? Must be cancer.

Hockey on tv? Must be cancer.

Batteries dead in the remote? Must be cancer.

Gave my mom the giggles? Must be cancer.

Have matching t-shirts for your friends you spend every waking moment on the internet with? Must be cancer.

Dreaming in 140 characters? Must be cancer.

Never leaving the house but putting on make up just for Skype? Must be cancer.

Played world of warcraft for 5 years? Must be cancer.

Never met any of your best friends? Must be cancer.

Met most of your online friends IRL? Must be cancer.

Forget to buy coffee? Must be cancer.

Can’t handle caffeine anymore? Must be cancer.

Have a liver that can compete with a fleet of sailors? Must be cancer.

Can make sailors blush? Must be cancer.

Shouting “DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?” to a casino dealer? Must be cancer.

Get’s free trips to Disneyland? Must be cancer.

Think paddling the Colorado River without knowing how to swim is genius? Must be cancer.

Eats radiation for breakfast? Must be cancer.

Disappointed about not glowing in the dark? Must be cancer.

Someone gives you glow sticks so you can pretend to glow? Must be cancer.

Tell everyone you are now a super hero because you’re radioactive? Must be cancer.

Still can’t shoot webs from your wrist? Must be cancer.

Having a bad hair day? Must be cancer.

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About Cancer Girl

Living with microscopic metastatic disease since diagnosed with papillary thyroid cancer, follicular variant thyroid cancer, and papillary microcarcinoma in the fall 2008; Chris has written for Dear Thyroid, Everyday Health, Lifescript, and Team Thyroid on what living the new normal means.

One response to “Why Photoshop Is Dangerous…”

  1. gibzroid says :

    It’s only as dangerous as the person using it 😉

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